Unimpressed Cat is My Kindred
Guys, if ever a meme has imitated my life, it is Unimpressed Cat.
I walk through life set to Unimpressed, so that when something good happens I am pleasantly surprised.
It also means that when something goes wrong, I can use my Eeyore voice and say "Welp, I saw that coming." without experiencing disappointment.
Most people don't understand this mindset.
Most people tell me to get my chin up and slap a smile on my face, because everything is going to be ok.
But I'm not an optimist. I will never be an optimist.
I am a realist. And it works for me.